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Beau travail d’équipe

September 5th, 2010

Balle de golf frappe à 150 mph.

September 1st, 2010

juste wow. J’adore le super slowmotion.

Minas Tirith en allumette

August 31st, 2010

Parce que la patience est loin d’être une de mes vertus, j’admire les gens qui sont assez fou pour faire des trucs comme ça. [en voir plus]

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Un jeu MMO mais en style turn based. J’aime bien, pas de stress, tu joue quand ta le temps, rien de compliquer et de joli petit graphique.
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Avengers 1952

August 17th, 2010

Spike TV / Starwars

August 3rd, 2010

Nouvelle image 3d

July 31st, 2010

J’avais envie d’un chalet au bord de l’eau mais il semblerait que pour l’instant, c’est tout ce que je peux me payer. Enjoy!


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Lance-flammes vs Extincteur

July 28th, 2010

Dancing Pigeons - Ritalin from Blink on Vimeo.

Pulp!

July 22nd, 2010

Je suis sur un gros délire de magazine pulp des années 50. Je voulais me faire le genre de couverture de l’époque avec un vilain robot destructeur avec des véhicules d’ajourd’hui.
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An oldie but a goodie….

July 20th, 2010

A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust.

The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, “If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, Will you give me a calf?”

Bud looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, “Sure, Why not?”

The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3 cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo.

The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg , Germany .

Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses an MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response.

Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet printer, turns to the cowboy and says, “You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves.”

“That’s right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves,” says Bud.

He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on with amusement as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.

Then Bud says to the young man, “Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?”

The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, “Okay, why not?”

“You’re a Congressman for the U.S. Government”, says Bud.

“Wow! That’s correct,” says the yuppie, “but how did you guess that?”

“No guessing required.” answered the cowboy. “You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You used millions of dollars worth of equipment trying to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don’t know a thing about how working people make a living – or about cows, for that matter. This is a herd of sheep. .

Now give me back my dog.

Iron Sky

July 19th, 2010

Un film qui se tournera avec l’argent investie par des fan sur internet. 7.3 millions des 8.5 millions de $$ sont déjà en banque grace aux fan. wow.

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Sharktopus!

July 19th, 2010